Clocks Turned Backwards
When Chris Brown came on our pregame playlist

whatshouldwecallme:

Pre-Rihanna incident: 

Now:

Trying to wash my hair when I just got a spray tan
When my boyfriend gets mad at another guy for flirting with me

whatshouldwecallme:

On the outside: 

On the inside:

When I spot my two best friends having fun without me
Walking around after a mani/pedi
When I’m at the bar, and my best friend’s one-night-stand walks in

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,

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When I’m trying to watch TV, but my boyfriend is just like:
When I'm at the bar, and my friend suggests that I go over and talk to my crush

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,

How I always feel after brunch
When I show up to a party, but then see that there’s no alcohol
When I wake up and realize it’s not the weekend anymore
When my boyfriend doesn’t read my mind
When someone steals the covers
When someone makes me laugh

whatshouldwecallme:

If it’s on a date: 

If it’s my friend: 

If it’s my best friend: 

When I would come home drunk in high school

whatshouldwecallme:

My siblings: 

My mom:

Me: